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Anonymous asked:
Kristen Stewert is 100% that ghost that seduces you holy shit. Spin around in front of a mirror three times and make it clear you’re questioning your sexuality and later that night you’ll be jolted awake from sleep when her shimmering, otherworldly form sits on the edge of your bed and she offers you a soft ‘hey’.
that lesbian pizza roll skit = my death
Anonymous asked:
My favorite book was Eclipse! Personally, I thought the casting was pretty well done- Although I’ve always been a big fan of hers, Kristen Stewart wasn’t my first choice for Bella, and I remained annoyed by that for the entirety of my twihard phase, but I thought she did a really good job with Breaking Dawn. Everyone else was…good, I guess, but BECAUSE of the direction I don’t think they were given enough of a chance to really show off their characters? Like the books are super Bella/Edward centered but like…the other characters do more than just stand around lol. I WILL say that when I read the books I really couldn’t stand Jacob, but Taylor Lautner’s performance saved the character, like every movie I loved him. But no one else got enough time to do that? Like Jasper and Seth were my two favorite characters, but Jackson Rathbone and Boo Boo Stewert barely got any screen time. And like. The movies spent so little time with the wolf pack. The movies definitely could’ve been better.
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SNL Season 42 Episode 13 host Kristen Stewart (original air date: 02/04/2017)
did u know that kristen stewart is not out yet
did u know that she has dated people who id as men in the past
did u know that she could be bisexual
did u know that ladies who like other ladies do not only ever id as lesbians
did u know that im tired of the media [and that includes social media] outing ppl
did you know that she is already harassed by the paparazzi about her sexuality
did you know she is asked in interviews about her sexuality and is placed in an uncomfortable situation where she has to say something without answering the question
did you know that kristen stewart is only twenty five years old and has been hated by the public since she was seventeen/eighteen years old and starred in twilight for things like not smiling enough and keeping her mouth open
did you know she would probably receive a lot of hate from the public if she publicly came out
#ProtectKristenStewart2kFOREVER
- me in 2011: haha kristen stewart SUCKS XD shes so bad at acting xDDD
- me now: please be my friend and braid my hair i love u kristen im sorry forgive me
*holds murder weapon in front of security camera like a beauty guru*
fred and george weasley on the top floor in hogwarts trying to get slinkies all the way down by predicting the pattern the stairs are gonna shift in
they actually figure it out, they calculate the exact pattern, and start distributing it
suddenly, students are barely ever late to classes any more and there are significantly fewer incidents of getting lost around the castle
everything goes wonderfully for a week, all the professors are baffled but pleased
until the end of the week when the true purpose for the pattern’s distribution becomes clear. schoolwide slinky race. a thousand conjured slinkies all let loose at the same time. the rustling of the swarm of springs echoes through the halls of hogwarts. the house elves refer to the dreaded Slinky Sunday for centuries
I am not a Harry Potter fan, but this is hilarious
